ceval omar @ muse mgmt
ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.
This is absolutely amazing
can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller
Nomitkon, Tajikistan — I’d never seen a bread eating cat before. But this cat loved bread. He would practically sit down at the table and wait to be served. The owners would throw him a few pieces and then throw him out of the house, but he would soon sneak back in and continue looking longingly at the loaves.
my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis
my advice to men: develop a sense of shame
White leftist men really think they’re top shit doxxing and harassing a woman of colour and calling her ‘unfuckable’ just because they don’t agree with her flavour of socialism.
I hate when I’m looking at outfit details and see fashion nova..just tell me the name of the company they stole it from smh
What I’m referencing btw
